A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “you want a beer?” and TCP packet says “yes, a beer”. In high society, TCP is more welcome than UDP. At least it knows a proper handshake. A bunch of TCP packets go into a bar, until it’s overcrowded. The next day, half as many go in. A bunch of TCP packets walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hang on just a second; I need to close the window.” When I try to send SYNs to chicks, I don’t get any ACKs. Just FINs and RSTs. IP packet with TTL=1 arrives at bar. Bartender: “Sorry can’t let you leave…and you don’t get any beer either…”. The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops. The great thing about TCP jokes is that you always get them. The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. I would tell some UDP jokes too but I ne...
Universe from my perspective..